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  • New! – Your February Festival o’ Haikus

    Posted by Jonathan on February 13th, 2013 (All posts by )

    Your cat video
    The new viral sensation
    You won’t make a dime

    Weird Asian Tweeters
    Hawking Hello Kitty junk
    What’s that all about?

    James Bond, poor fellow
    Grounded by an std
    Not like the old days

    Florida drivers
    Slowing to forty uphill
    Land torpedo time

    For Valentine’s Day
    Don’t be beta supplicant
    Make her buy dinner


    Please feel free to contribute your own efforts in the comments.


    11 Responses to “New! – Your February Festival o’ Haikus”

    1. Lexington Green Says:

      Give clarity strength and hope
      For more futility

    2. Jonathan Says:

      Excellent, but depressing.

    3. Lexington Green Says:

      read books: Victorian
      Adventurers, explorers …
      and I’m doing this

    4. Lexington Green Says:

      Lent: give up liquor
      Forego this faithful friend: The
      Manhattan Cocktail

    5. Dan from Madison Says:

      Today, bum at work
      “Get the f*ck out” says The Boss
      Handgun not needed

    6. Lexington Green Says:

      “… but depressing.”

      Ha ha just kidding

    7. Cris Says:

      Currently out of fashion
      Hip hop now da bomb

    8. Jeff the Bobcat Says:

      Lent: give up ice tea
      Headaches from lack of caffeine
      Oh the sacrifice!

    9. model_1066 Says:

      I am occupy
      Here’s a lame-ass haiku, dude
      Now give me some cash

    10. model_1066 Says:

      I am one percent
      I will not give you more cash
      Now get off my lawn

    11. Jonathan Says:


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