Returned rental car
They tried to charge extra hours
Not what they quoted
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Your doctor’s office
Miscoded the procedure
Insurance won’t pay
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Modern vampire tales
Even square beta guys know
It’s porn for teen girls
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Once upon a time
We laughed at denture glue ads
Sadly, no longer
Sedentary death
syndrome, I suspect, will be
part of what kills me
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The guy begging said
You hate blacks, I went mental,
caused a public scene
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I once had big plans
Now, to sit on the porch and read,
would be a huge win
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young lawyers at court:
successful guys my age can
send others, not me
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young woman in
a clingy dress, distracted,
almost got run over
I once sailed to Hawaii
Now, I would be lucky
to fly there
And get off the plane
I caper to jazz
In my study while outside
New snow lies silent
When we reach the day
When spambots can write haiku
We will have arrived
I lived the second one
then lengthy appeal
made them pay
Camera shops gone,
Who to give their opinions?
A real person please!
Went to Doctor
I am now older
Bound by staples and chickenwire
Syllables and on
Not the same thing, I’ll grant you
Too many of both
Some figure out I’m a space cowboy but really I’m
just spamming as numerous guest books as it can be – should you to want to spam much like me consider
getting a wonga loan to help you afford to but something similar to gsa, right here is the spammers tool associated with preference and has been for some time
however sadly, I’ve just found it.
Yo, space cowboy man
Get me a wonga loan, stat
Fo’ shizzle, my bro
Cowboy schmowboy, yo
You some cracka spambot shit
Wonga schlonga, yo
Online form spammer
Stick your vertical siding
Where the sun don’t shine