To: Mrs. Obama
Never mind that your husband is running for president, your 9-5 job is more important! Because you are a WOMYN (or whatever the current feminista term of petulant self-assertion is). God forbid that you and your husband should work as a team or that you should put your personal and familial interests, as you see them, ahead of rote ideological prescriptions from some busybody you’ve never met. And never mind that taking a break from your current job to help your famous husband campaign is, in the real world, more likely to boost your career prospects than harm them. You are oppressed, dammit. Now go out and fulfill your destiny as an avatar!