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  • Archive for the 'Humor' Category

    Worthwhile Reading & Viewing

    Posted by David Foster on 15th June 2013 (All posts by )

    John Barnes asks: Are we as a society putting too much emphasis on abstract categorization rather than practical application? The so-called Flynn Effect says that average IQs worldwide rise by about 3 points per decade, but:

    Stuart Brown has described younger engineers at advanced research facilities who are “good at filling in bubbles” but don’t seem to be able to make a machine work. Senior engineers lament that the next generation overvalues its high test scores and undervalues the things that get the job done. Fine arts teachers tailor assignments to students who want to express simpler ideas with easier tools rather than acquire more open-ended and sophisticated skills. 

    A smug and depressing post on “innovation” by a French bureaucrat. Reminded me of my old post Leaving a Trillion on the Table (although “trillion” probably considerably understated the real amount of potential wealth left on the table in this matter.)

    Should Apple get into the 3-D printing market?

    Speaking of 3-D printing, GE is running a couple of interesting contests. First, there is the GE jet engine bracket challenge–participants submit a design taking advantage of additive manufacturing capabilities to meet all performance criteria while minimizing mass. Submitted designs will be evaluated by simulation: the top ten will then be fabricated and subjected to actual loads. There is also the 3-D printing production quest: high precision and advanced materials. This one is focused on making parts requiring extreme precision with complex geometries, especially for healthcare applications–entrants are going to need production as well as design capabilities, and in addition to the $50K prizes there may be an opportunity to become a GE supplier or otherwise “collaborate” with the company.

    John Hawkins and friends select the 20 hottest conservative women in the new media. (photos, obviously)

    Posted in Business, Human Behavior, Humor, Photos, Political Philosophy, Tech | 14 Comments »

    Hilarious Quote on Russia and Putin

    Posted by Carl from Chicago on 3rd June 2013 (All posts by )

    I read Bloomberg every day. My WSJ online page is dusty to use an offline analogy compared to Bloomberg (although I skip over his gun control diatribes).

    In this article titled “Putin Dividend Push Flops as Micex Discount at 4-year High” they discuss how the Russian stock index sports an extremely low price / earnings ratio of 5 and by other measures’ as well they are valued about half their “BRIC” peers. Putin was attempting to cajole Russian companies into paying larger dividends to increase this ratio but it largely has fallen on deaf ears.  The final (cheeky) paragraph illustrates why Bloomberg knows how to write:

    “The Russian corporate sector would do almost anything on earth to be seen as modern and transparent, Eric Kraus, a managing director at Nikitsky Capital in Moscow, where he manages about $200 million in assets, said by e-mail on May 28. “Anything but pay fair dividends, respect minority interests in corporate transactions, or allow truly independent directors. There is a disconnect between the rhetoric and the reality.”

    Cross posted at LITGM

    Posted in Economics & Finance, Humor, Russia | 1 Comment »

    Party Bike In London Traffic

    Posted by Carl from Chicago on 19th May 2013 (All posts by )

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    While across the pond in London I saw these blokes pedaling some sort of “party bike” (there is an entry in wikipedia for it with a similar photo on Tower Bridge) through London traffic. Apparently there is one sober guy who steers and everyone else drinks and likely occasionally pedals. I saw a few of them and as they went by the pedestrians lots of people hooted at them or tried to give some sort of hi five or British equivalent. In River North we have the party buses (trolleys) these seem more eco-friendly, I guess.

    By the way I am trying this blogging for the first time with an application through my iPad so if it looks a little funky I will get better over time.

    Posted in Britain, Humor | 2 Comments »

    Funny Cars

    Posted by Carl from Chicago on 24th April 2013 (All posts by )

    This lotus made me laugh with the matching red Angry Bird on the dashboard.

    Also liked the license plate on the BMW M5 calling out the Mercedes AMG competition.

    Cross posted at LITGM

    Posted in Humor | 1 Comment »

    Saturday Morning Ibis

    Posted by Dan from Madison on 20th April 2013 (All posts by )


    I am feeding these fine examples of the new Wisconsin Ibis that we have been selectively breeding to handle the frigid northern winters. Our new aviary on the farm is coming along quite nicely.

    Posted in Humor, Photos | 5 Comments »

    Around New York April 2013

    Posted by Carl from Chicago on 16th April 2013 (All posts by )

    Not only is Tom’s Diner the background for Seinfeld, it inspired the Suzanne Vega song “Tom’s Diner”. More importantly, the remix version of “Tom’s Diner” was called “The Mother of the MP3” because the guy that made the compression format used this song and worked on it over and over to use MP3 to build a faithful version of the sound.

    This guy looks like he needs a bigger truck…

    Read the rest of this entry »

    Posted in Humor, Photos | 8 Comments »

    “What Happens When A Famous Restaurant Doesn’t Buy Its Domain Name”

    Posted by Jonathan on 20th March 2013 (All posts by )

    This.

    (Via Ibis Studio on Twitter.)

    Posted in Humor, Internet | 5 Comments »

    Happy St. Patrick’s Day From Chicago

    Posted by Carl from Chicago on 16th March 2013 (All posts by )

    It’s that time of year again. There are hordes of people just like this guy who were out at 6am here at River North in Chicago and the bars are packed to the gills. Last year at this time it was 80 degrees and beautiful (that will never happen again in my lifetime) but this year it is a more typical 32 degrees with a bruising wind. That won’t stop the fun though and everyone I run into is buying booze or taking cash from the ATM or trotting from bar to bar or waiting in line somewhere.

    St. Patrick’s Day in Chicago has to be seen to be believed and I am not talking about dying the river green.

    Cross posted at LITGM

    Posted in Chicagoania, Humor | 7 Comments »

    History Became Legend, Legend Became Myth…

    Posted by Sgt. Mom on 14th February 2013 (All posts by )

    (A reprise post from SSDB archives – about the legendary ‘teflon man’ broadcaster who shall be nameless here, although anyone who served in certain units will recognize the legend of whom I speak.)

    And some things which should not have been forgotten… Have not been, because they are either funny or excellent cautionary tales. The Teflon Man, for instance: he bestrode the small world of military broadcasting, providing a rich legacy of horrible gaffes, cringe-inducing miscalculations and antics which reflected no credit whatever upon the unit to which he was attached. Spend more than a couple of years as an NCO in military broadcasting, and you will know everyone, or know of everyone, and the Teflon Man was a legend, like Bigfoot or Elvis, because nothing ever seemed to stick. He had more lives than the wily coyote, bouncing back time and time again from incidents that would have seen any other military broadcaster sent back to civilian life, working the overnight TV board shift for the last-rated station in Sheboygan or Bakersfield. Read the rest of this entry »

    Posted in Diversions, History, Humor, Media, Military Affairs, Russia | 8 Comments »

    Keep Out Bears!

    Posted by Dan from Madison on 9th February 2013 (All posts by )


    Here at ChicagoBoyz HQ North, we take nature seriously.

    Posted in Photos, That's NOT Funny | 15 Comments »

    Posted by Jonathan on 28th January 2013 (All posts by )

    the longest fry

    Chicagoboyz research team discovers world’s longest french fry.

    Posted in Humor | Comments Off

    Diet Update

    Posted by Jonathan on 25th January 2013 (All posts by )

    Here’s a proven way to lose weight: The Chicagoboyz anchovy diet.

    Cut out the sweets and sticky buns and load up on as much healthful anchovy protein as you want. Simple and delicious.

    I’ve lost 289 pounds so far.

    Chicagoboyz bring the anchovies

    Posted in Humor, That's NOT Funny | 9 Comments »

    New Member of NRA

    Posted by Sgt. Mom on 13th January 2013 (All posts by )

    Life-size metalwork pistolero with spark-plug bandolier

    Posted in Humor, Photos | 2 Comments »

    Great Moments in Wife-Selection

    Posted by David Foster on 10th January 2013 (All posts by )

    There’s an amusing incident in a recent biography of Erich Maria Remarque. Remarque immigrated to the United States in 1939, and in the 1950s he came to a friend with a dilemma: two women were pursuing him.

    “So I said, ‘Oh, really, Erich, that sounds terrible, who are they?’ ‘Well,’ he said, ‘one of them is Paulette Goddard and the other is Marlene Dietrich.’ So I said, ‘Well, Erich, my God, you’re in real trouble here.’ But he was deadly serious. ‘Which one do you think I should go for, Douglas? ‘That is a terrible dilemma, Erich, I mean, my God, this is something we have to think about very carefully.’ ‘You know,’ he said, ‘Marlene is very attractive, but Paulette is really good at the stock market. I think I should go for Paulette.’ So I said to him, ‘Well, Erich, the stock market is very important, no doubt about that.’

    As a Remarque fan, I certainly hope he was kidding about this decision process. (Which would tend to belie the title of the linked autobiography: Erich Maria Remarque: The Last Romantic.)

    In any event, he did marry Paulette Goddard, and (unlike his previous marriages and relationships), the marriage lasted. (Given Remarque’s comment about the stock market, I was wondering if there was any data on her long-term annualized rate of return–the comment here about “her talent at accumulating wealth” suggests that it was probably pretty good.)

    And more recently, we have Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos who, when he wrote down a list of attributes he wanted for his future wife, included  “a woman who could get me out of a third-world prison.”

    “It was really just a visualization for resourcefulness,” he clarifies,  ”because people who are not resourceful drive me bananas.”

    Jeff married MacKenzie Bezos, a writer, in 1993. I can’t speak to her jail-springing skills, but I’ve read her novel The Testing of Luther Albright…I wasn’t all that impressed with it on first reading, but went back and read it again and thought it was quite good.

     

    Posted in Biography, Book Notes, Human Behavior, Humor, Media | 11 Comments »

    Shooting Stances…

    Posted by Jonathan on 6th January 2013 (All posts by )

    Valuable tips!

    (Via Of Arms & the Law.)

    Posted in Humor, RKBA, Video | 5 Comments »

    Metropolis

    Posted by Sgt. Mom on 4th January 2013 (All posts by )

    It’s been most unsettling, over the last month or so, watching as the ship of state powers straight towards the reefs of financial meltdown, while the Dems and Pubs – establishment ruling class, with just about every one of them grubbing snout deep in the trough – do nothing much but squabble over the arrangement of the deck chairs, and figure out how to be the first one into the purser’s office to loot the safe. And if that wasn’t bad enough to put a dent in my enjoyment of the season: the Newton massacre of school children, the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, the murders in my own neighborhood, the fact that a basically decent and widely experienced candidate could be defeated in a national election by a legislatively untalented and inexperienced machine hack … all of this was depressing in itself. And don’t get me started on the State Department and the Mysteries of Benghazi. But when a credentialed spawn of academia is given op-ed space in the so-called paper of record to call for deep-sixing the Constitution as an outdated and discredited piece of paper, network television personalities can hector and abuse interviewees with regard to the Second Amendment of same, and an editorialist in a mid-western newspaper (who may be exaggerating for humorous effect, not that he would have a micro-speck slack cut for him if he were a conservative ripping on progressives by name) can call for the torture and execution of those not in agreement on a particular matter, and some fairly senior military commanders can be abruptly side-lined and discredited for playing hide-the-salami (or being assumed to have been playing hide the salami) with a woman not their spouse … well, really, one has to wonder what has been happening here. The ‘othering’ proceeds at a perfectly dismaying rate of speed, with mainstream media and assorted celebs cheerleading from front and center.
    Read the rest of this entry »

    Posted in Americas, Conservatism, Deep Thoughts, Human Behavior, National Security, North America, That's NOT Funny, The Press | 19 Comments »

    Archive – Oh!! Christmas Tree!

    Posted by Sgt. Mom on 11th December 2012 (All posts by )

    (From the old SSDB archive – a reminiscence about the search for the perfect Christmas tree, December, 1981.)

    It really takes a gift to find yourself on a soggy-wet mountainside in on a Sunday afternoon in December, with a fine drizzle coagulating out of the fog in the higher altitudes, slipping and sliding on a muddy deer track with a tree saw in one hand, and leading a sniffling and wet (inside and out) toddler with the other.
    Yep, it’s a gift all right, born of spontaneous optimism and an assumption based on the map on the back page of the Sacra-Tomato bloody-f#$*%^g Bee newspaper, and a promise to Mom. Said map made the %$#*ing Christmas tree farm look like it was a couple of blocks, a mere hop-skip-and-jump from the back gate of Mather AFB’s housing area, an easy jaunt on a pleasant Sunday afternoon, a lovely and traditional Christmas pastime, choosing your own tree from the place they were growing in!
    Read the rest of this entry »

    Posted in Deep Thoughts, Diversions, Holidays, Humor, Miscellaneous, North America | 6 Comments »

    Modern Surveillance

    Posted by Carl from Chicago on 10th December 2012 (All posts by )

    Times change. Recently I was at a Starbucks in Old Town when I noticed that a woman near me got up and left her purse and other valuables at her table while she went to use the restroom or get another coffee.

    Then I figured out what she was doing… her friend that she was Skyping with was sitting there, watching her belongings! From what I could see her friend was very vigilant in her task, like an overhead drone.

    Cross posted at LITGM

    Posted in Chicagoania, Humor, Tech | 6 Comments »

    New! – Your Chicagoboyz Helpful Tip of the Day

    Posted by Jonathan on 6th December 2012 (All posts by )

    Go easy on the hot sauce…

    bring the falafel

    Posted in Humor, Photos | 9 Comments »

    Stay Classy, India

    Posted by Carl from Chicago on 17th November 2012 (All posts by )

    Only the finest in India. The author drinking a Miller High Life sold only in Haryana with a henna tattoo (a whale, I think). Note that the straw is in the other beer so that girls can drink while their tattoos on the inside of their hands dry.

    Cross posted at LITGM

    Posted in Humor, India | 4 Comments »

    Overheard This Morning

    Posted by Jonathan on 3rd November 2012 (All posts by )

    First Guy: I voted for Gary Johnson. We should never have to settle for the lesser of two evils.

    Second Guy: You’re married, right?

    Posted in Politics, That's NOT Funny | 5 Comments »

    The Hardest Job in the World

    Posted by Carl from Chicago on 21st October 2012 (All posts by )

    I saw this job post in the Chicago Tribune today. It is for an Inspector General for New Orleans.

    Position established to develop a program of investigation, audit and performance review to provide accountability and oversight for Jefferson Parish and related governmental entities.

    A few things leaped to mind.

    1) this is the hardest job in the world, in famously corrupt New Orleans

    2) why would you advertise in the 2nd most corrupt state, Illinois, to fill this vacancy? We obviously can’t police ourselves

    Cross posted at LITGM

    Posted in Big Government, Humor | 8 Comments »

    Price and Value

    Posted by Carl from Chicago on 15th October 2012 (All posts by )

    The immortal lines of Oscar Wilde had the famous quote about the cynic:

    A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

    Binny’s makes it easy to at least quantify the “value gap” between what you pay and what you get on crappy beer. They show prices in terms of cost per ounce which is at least one common metric from what is good and what is bad.

    Coors Light! Dan’s favorite! On sale it is only FIVE CENTS AN OUNCE. By contrast you are paying maybe 10 cents for bottled water and 20 cents (or more) for Starbucks.

    And here is a beer rated “100″ by the beer adviser (I don’t like stuff that heavy, but I’m sure that if you were a connoisseur of that type of beer it would be fantastic). At 29 cents an ounce, it is almost 6 times more than what you pay for Coors Light.

    At least now you have a consistent metric showing 6x in terms of awful-ness.

    Cross posted at Chicago Boyz

    Posted in Humor | 9 Comments »

    The Onion On State Government

    Posted by Carl from Chicago on 9th October 2012 (All posts by )

    Recently I received a proposed amendment to the Illinois State Constitution in the mail. The purpose of the amendment is to require a 3/5 majority before pension increases can be passed for state employees.

    In short, the amendment to the constitution is required because our elected representatives refuse to do any basic “governing”. Illinois recently implemented a massive tax increase (after all, that’s what “Blue State” governors usually do when they must choose between cutting state expenditures and raising revenues) on the revenue side of the ledger but kicked the can for the umpteenth year in a row for SERIOUS reform of our pension crisis in Illinois.

    It made me reflect on the giant overhead and general incompetence of our state’s government. We have a state senate, house, a governor, and an amazing array of local authorities. According to this article, Illinois leads the nation in governmental entities, with almost 7000 of them.

    On the other hand, the Onion summarized state and local government with a brilliant and pithy line.

    Alabama State Constitution changed to “Roll Tide”.

    Perhaps Illinois should do something simpler and just change our state constitution to the famous line

    We don’t want nobody nobody sent

    Cross posted at LITGM

    Posted in Chicagoania, Humor | 6 Comments »

    Obamaphone Features…

    Posted by Jonathan on 8th October 2012 (All posts by )

    Via the always brilliant People’s Cube:

  • It automatically rejects calls from people with a different opinion.
  • Every time you take a picture, it produces a grimmer image of America.
  • It doesn’t have a plan; it just keeps telling you how bad the other guy’s plan is.
  • When it crashes, it blames your previous phone.
  • All 3 AM calls go directly to voicemail.
  • It has a really useless app called “Biden.”
  • Pairing it with another device sucks all the energy out of the other unit.
  • Type in “job search” and it gives you directions to the welfare office.
  • The navigation feature covers all 57 States.
  • The default ringtone for international calls is “I’m sorry, so sorry, please accept my apology.”
  • The healthcare app downloads and installs itself without your permission.
  • When you make a call, a teleprompter pops up to help you speak.
  • Restaurant reviews are all written by Michelle Obama.
  • There are never any winners on Angry Birds.
  • Instagram takes two months to process a photo and you have to fill out 3 PDFs to do so.
  • Paypal app is replaced with ReceivePal app.
  • You can’t find “Jerusalem” on Google maps.
  • It turns all your Facebook friends into enemies and all your enemies into friends.
  • Don’t want to work? There’s an app for that, too.
  • It automatically bows down to phones made by foreign companies.
  • When you watch a YouTube video, a US ambassador gets killed.
  • When you dial “home”, it calls Kenya.
  • As opposed to the iPhone, it’s called the mePhone.
  • Posted in Humor, Obama, Politics | 3 Comments »