By the way, did you know there is a Red Shirt Cologne?
The word just came across the intercom – you’re needed for the away team mission. It’s your first; you better look and smell your best. So you break out your Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne – the galaxy’s first cologne made especially for you. The first cologne made especially for all of those brave warriors who wear the color red and never return from the planet’s surface. That’s right, you’re probably toast, but at least you’ll smell good on the way out.
The things you learn from Google’s autocomplete.