My Investment Advice

Buy goats.

My niece paid something like $2500 for her goat “Cash.” Last Friday she won the 2007 Grand Champion Junior Market Goat at the Houston Rodeo.

The goat went at auction for $108,000! That’s a Clintonesque rate of return!

In any case, I hope she will remember her loving and supportive uncle and forget last summer’s unfortunate attempt at barbecued goat.

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