South Park Foreign Policy

Via Instapundit comes this report on the U.S. struggle to deal with Somali pirates:

Gen. David Petraeus, who came to the Capitol to talk about a wide variety of issues, told a House committee Friday that just trying to outrun or block pirates from boarding cargo ships isn’t enough to deter sea bandits off the Somali coast who are becoming more aggressive. The Pentagon is starting to study how to better protect merchant shipping, but hasn’t yet come up with a formal plan.

They should just ask the writers of South Park:

Of course, we should shoot all pirates regards of race, ethnicity or creed. A pirate is a pirate. 

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