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  • Top 10 Reasons Someone Votes Democrat

    Posted by Shannon Love on February 23rd, 2011 (All posts by )

    Rather funny comment from this post:

    top ten reasons YOU voted Democrat
    10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
    9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
    8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
    7. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
    6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
    5. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
    4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
    3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.
    2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
    1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my a$ that it is unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.


    4 Responses to “Top 10 Reasons Someone Votes Democrat”

    1. PenGun Says:

      You do understand the concept of ‘Straw Man’ I hope. It is your main way of reasoning, or so it appears.

    2. Brett_McS Says:

      It’s funny because it’s true.

    3. Shannon Love Says:


      I understand the concept of strawman, you don’t understand the concept of a little gentle mockery.

    4. Alan K. Henderson Says:

      I want to hear Rodney King recite Item 7.