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Oh yeah, our contact email is: support at [the name of this blog] dot net
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Nice, we should start a Bangalore office.
I angrily demand that you offer, upon our dissatisfaction, double our nothing back!
anomdebus, your angry demand has me quaking in my flip-flops. I capitulate! You may have four times your nothing back.
Woo hoo!
Victory party in my imagination! Drinks for everyone there!
You can put your imaginary drinks on our imaginary tab.
I’m going to overindulge my free conceptual drinks, and then pretend that I pick up a sexy young woman to go home with me. In the morning, however, I’m sure that I will realize that she isn’t as attractive as I imagined her to be.
James
BARRISTER MARCUS JACOBS
Counselors At Law
141 RUE DE COMMERCE
BENIN-COTONON
Telephone: xxxxx-xxxxxxxx
Email: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com
ATTN:
I am Barrister Marcus Jacobs,the attorney at law to Late Micheal Milloy , a national of your country who used to work as the Director of Société Nationale de Commercialisation des Produits Pétroliers (SONACOP)Oil Company in Benin Republic West Africa Here in after shall be Referred to as my client. On the 27th of May 1999, my client, His wife and their three Children were involved in a car accident Along Sagbama express-road.
All occupants of the vehicle Unfortunately lost their lives.Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved Unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track His last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his Family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in Repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank here.
These huge deposits were lodged particularly, with the ” BOUND BANK OF AFRICA ” An affiliate of Commercial Bank of Africa where the Deceased had an account valued at about $18.5 million dollars.
The Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated. SinceI have been unsuccessful in Locating the relatives for over 6 years now I seek your consent To present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have The same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at $18.5 million dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can Share the money.60% to me and 40% to you I will procure all Necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make.All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this Deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
And the way we are going to achieve this is I will need the following information from you, Your Full Name and Address, Your Age, Occupation and Position, Your Telephone and Mobile for Communication Purpose. For privacy reply to my private
email: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com
I await your reply ASAP.
Best Regards
Barrister Marcus Jacobs
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