Quote of the day

11 thoughts on “Quote of the day”

1. Sounds like something from the “Seven habits of highly successful pirates.”

2. Oh, of which the known examples are enumerated here.

3. It’s better to give than to receive, especially a punch in the nose…

4. It’s only funny because it’s true.

5. I am reminded of Professor Farnsworth’s observation on Futurerama:

   Now, now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

6. Shannon – funny!

7. Forgive your enemies. Put flowers on their graves.

8. “The forehead is the best place to absorb a blow to the face. Avoid taking the punch in the eye or nose.”
   –“Worst Case Scenario Handbook”

9. What do you mean, “Violence never solved anything”? You must not be doing it right.

10. !

11. !

    Shouldn’t that exclamation mark be preceded by “Take that”?

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