Today I Settle All Family Business
Posted by Chicago Boyz Archive on September 12th, 2004 (All posts by Chicago Boyz Archive)
Brilliant parody movie script from Infinite Monkeys. A sample:
CHIRAC (as he sees a third agent step up)
Tell George it was only business. I always liked him.CHENEY
He understands that.POWELL (frisking Chirac, taking his gun)
Excuse me, Jacques…CHIRAC
Dick — can you get me off the hook? For Ol’ Times’ sake?CHENEY
Can’t do it, Jacky.
RTWT. Most amusing.
September 12th, 2004 at 8:53 pm
I just sent that to Roe Conn, he loves the movie.
We can only wish.
September 13th, 2004 at 7:50 am
Very funny, but no mention of Schröder. Probably too much of a small-time crook. Well, maybe he got his off-screen. :)
September 13th, 2004 at 8:41 pm
You know back when I was in college we did a massively parallel computer simulation of a million monkeys typing away for a million years but contrary to expectation we did not get any Shakespear…
… just reams and reams of Marlow.
One of my favorite jokes.
September 13th, 2004 at 9:47 pm
Gerhard Schroder sleeps with the fishes.