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  • Today I Settle All Family Business

    Posted by Chicago Boyz Archive on September 12th, 2004 (All posts by )

    Brilliant parody movie script from Infinite Monkeys. A sample:

    CHIRAC (as he sees a third agent step up)
    Tell George it was only business. I always liked him.

    He understands that.

    POWELL (frisking Chirac, taking his gun)
    Excuse me, Jacques…

    Dick — can you get me off the hook? For Ol’ Times’ sake?

    Can’t do it, Jacky.

    RTWT. Most amusing.


    4 Responses to “Today I Settle All Family Business”

    1. Sandy P Says:

      I just sent that to Roe Conn, he loves the movie.

      We can only wish.

    2. Ralf Goergens Says:

      Very funny, but no mention of Schröder. Probably too much of a small-time crook. Well, maybe he got his off-screen. :)

    3. Shannon Love Says:

      You know back when I was in college we did a massively parallel computer simulation of a million monkeys typing away for a million years but contrary to expectation we did not get any Shakespear…

      … just reams and reams of Marlow.

      One of my favorite jokes.

    4. Andy B Says:

      Gerhard Schroder sleeps with the fishes.