Just got an email from a Scotsman (I mean it’s written in dialect like somebody channeling grounds keeper Willie) who is threatening to eat a rabbit named Bernned (actual spelling) on New Years Eve if people don’t deposit a total of a 1,000,000 pounds by said date into his account.
For the first time in my decade long reading of spam I am sorely tempted to follow up on Spam link to just on the chance something creative might be going on.
In any case I am jealous.
I want to eat the Rabbit.
Mmmm…Rabbit.
That’s a good idea, I think I’ll have to get one.
I hope he kills,skins, guts & cooks it before he eats it, but otherwise we can send the video of a scotsman eating a live rabbit to Zarqawi and tell him we’re sending a couple of regiments of highlanders to visit.
Send one to PETA just to piss them off too.