(From Pointless Waste of Time..)
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said in a press conference, “Mount St. Helens is the most dangerous weapon of mass destruction we know. It’s 30,000 times the diameter of Osama Bin Laden, and has the power to discharge almost twice as much pyroclastic material.” Rumsfeld promised nuclear retaliation against the volcano.
(PWOT homepage here.)
These guys are an absolute scream.
A while ago they had a piece that was widely circulated, called The Ultimate War Simulation.
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen about the near impossibility of waging Fourth Generation Warfare successfully. Read it and get a sobering lesson in modern politico-military strategy while laughing out loud.