One of the problems with having a job in law enforcement is that you keep coming across stuff that is old hat to you, but startling and surprising to those who’ve haven’t had the benefit of your experience. Even so, there’s a few things that are so self evident that it’s just plain dopey to act like it’s news.
Must be a slow news day, I figure. I just read this item with the headline “ALCOHOL INCREASES CO-EDS SEX ASSAULT RISK”.
I’m waiting for the breathless announcement that WATER IS WET, or maybe FIRE IS HOT!!!
My wife and I have a sad laugh and say “…how profound…” when we see these articles.