New! – Chicagoboyz Fantasy Island Vacation Development
Posted by Jonathan on February 20th, 2006 (All posts by Jonathan)
(Artist’s Conception)
UPDATE: Thanks for all the suggestions in the comments. I will forward them to the architects.
UPDATE 2: The revised plan is up.
February 20th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
On the “Children Hunting Camp”: are those pen-raised children or free-range?
February 20th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
needs a bigger debate stadium.
February 20th, 2006 at 4:02 pm
ach, we need to pencil in an airstrip for the Migs.
February 20th, 2006 at 4:02 pm
What, no monorail?
February 20th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
I thought we were going to have a volcano. Is it scheduled to erupt from underneath at some later date?
Also, where are the minion quarters? I can’t possibly travel without my private army of ninjas.
February 20th, 2006 at 5:14 pm
You can get a minion if you get together ten men.
February 20th, 2006 at 11:35 pm
We need a dry-dock for the aircraft carrier.
We also need a Catholic chapel, which might as well be right across from the synagogue. Also, a testing range for Ken’s prototype aircar.
And me and Mitch and Mojo, at minimum, need a full-scale replica of the old Rathskeller from Kenmore Square in Boston so the all-girl punk rock bands will hava a place to play. On the map it can just say “the Rat”.
February 21st, 2006 at 5:23 am
Love how the monorail goes from the synagogue right to the brewery – is that on purpose?
February 21st, 2006 at 7:51 am
-We can have facilities for other religions. I like the idea of clustering them around the debate stadium.
-Yeah, the monorail goes to the brewery so you can have a nice reception after services. Not sure if automated trains are kosher, however. We’ll have to consult our rabbi.
-Sorry, Lex. We sold the aircraft carrier back to France to help finance the island project. Don’t worry, they won’t use it. We also made sure to negotiate a short-notice leaseback option.
February 21st, 2006 at 2:11 pm
If we don’t have a carrier, we at least need a land-based airstrip.
February 21st, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Where’s the secret sub base and control bunker? oh, right. _secret_ , my bad. shhhh.
February 21st, 2006 at 4:41 pm
Fred,
I’ll tell you after you get your deposit in.
February 21st, 2006 at 11:05 pm
I really like that the library and the shooting range are next door to one another. You might need a big bowl of foam earplugs at the entrance to the library, though. Add a conservative Reformed church of some sort, and I’ll buy a villa there. Oh, and a microbrewery (but not next to the shooting range).
February 22nd, 2006 at 8:44 am
I have doubts about admitting this, but…”Tattoo” was one of my old nicknames. So as each of you arrive by aircraft…