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  • New! – Chicagoboyz Fantasy Island Vacation Development

    Posted by Jonathan on February 20th, 2006 (All posts by )

    (Artist’s Conception)

    UPDATE: Thanks for all the suggestions in the comments. I will forward them to the architects.

    UPDATE 2: The revised plan is up.


    14 Responses to “New! – Chicagoboyz Fantasy Island Vacation Development”

    1. Charlie (Colorado) Says:

      On the “Children Hunting Camp”: are those pen-raised children or free-range?

    2. LotharBot Says:

      needs a bigger debate stadium.

    3. incognito Says:

      ach, we need to pencil in an airstrip for the Migs.

    4. Dan from Madison Says:

      What, no monorail?

    5. Mitch Says:

      I thought we were going to have a volcano. Is it scheduled to erupt from underneath at some later date?

      Also, where are the minion quarters? I can’t possibly travel without my private army of ninjas.

    6. Charlie (Colorado) Says:

      You can get a minion if you get together ten men.

    7. Lex Says:

      We need a dry-dock for the aircraft carrier.

      We also need a Catholic chapel, which might as well be right across from the synagogue. Also, a testing range for Ken’s prototype aircar.

      And me and Mitch and Mojo, at minimum, need a full-scale replica of the old Rathskeller from Kenmore Square in Boston so the all-girl punk rock bands will hava a place to play. On the map it can just say “the Rat”.

    8. Dan from Madison Says:

      Love how the monorail goes from the synagogue right to the brewery – is that on purpose?

    9. Jonathan Says:

      -We can have facilities for other religions. I like the idea of clustering them around the debate stadium.

      -Yeah, the monorail goes to the brewery so you can have a nice reception after services. Not sure if automated trains are kosher, however. We’ll have to consult our rabbi.

      -Sorry, Lex. We sold the aircraft carrier back to France to help finance the island project. Don’t worry, they won’t use it. We also made sure to negotiate a short-notice leaseback option.

    10. LotharBot Says:

      If we don’t have a carrier, we at least need a land-based airstrip.

    11. Fred Says:

      Where’s the secret sub base and control bunker? oh, right. _secret_ , my bad. shhhh.

    12. Jonathan Says:


      I’ll tell you after you get your deposit in.

    13. Melchior Sternfels von Fuchshaim Says:

      I really like that the library and the shooting range are next door to one another. You might need a big bowl of foam earplugs at the entrance to the library, though. Add a conservative Reformed church of some sort, and I’ll buy a villa there. Oh, and a microbrewery (but not next to the shooting range).

    14. Perry Eidelbus Says:

      I have doubts about admitting this, but…”Tattoo” was one of my old nicknames. So as each of you arrive by aircraft…