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  • New! – Your Overcaffeinated Reality-Based Haiku Extravaganza

    Posted by Jonathan on May 1st, 2015 (All posts by )

    How to disconnect?
    “Windows can’t stop your volume”
    Just turn the thing off

    —-

    “TSA Pre-Check”
    It’s like receiving a gift
    That leaves your shoes on

    —-

    On TV shows now
    It’s easy to spot the tropes
    From Manosphere blogs

    —-

    Midget urinals,
    Terrible low-flow toilets –
    Can’t we do better?

    —-

    On a narrow road
    Stuck behind some slow driver
    Faster, you jamoke!

    —-

    Your downloads folder
    Takes five minutes to open
    It’s a Windows thing

    —-

    Forks up, TP down
    People’s household rituals
    Perplex outsiders

    —-

    “Sugar and spice” – words
    Deep down, most guys know the truth:
    Women are crazy

    —-

    Michael Jackson tune
    Keeps repeating in my head
    Very annoying

    —-

    You have to admit
    Some people you once admired
    Might have a screw loose

    —-

    Skype wants to upgrade,
    Change your homepage, install crap –
    “Free” software has costs

    —-

    (Feel free to add your contributions in the comments.)

     

    3 Responses to “New! – Your Overcaffeinated Reality-Based Haiku Extravaganza”

    1. dearieme Says:

      “Midget urinals,
      Terrible low-flow toilets –
      Can’t we do better?”

      Just pee in the washhand basin.

    2. Mike K Says:

      Baltimore burning.

      Police are going to jail.

      Peace is far away.

    3. Grurray Says:

      Broadband connections
      And ultimated Kindle
      Less sleep than ever