New! – Your Overcaffeinated Reality-Based Haiku Extravaganza

How to disconnect?
“Windows can’t stop your volume”
Just turn the thing off

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“TSA Pre-Check”
It’s like receiving a gift
That leaves your shoes on

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On TV shows now
It’s easy to spot the tropes
From Manosphere blogs

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Midget urinals,
Terrible low-flow toilets –
Can’t we do better?

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On a narrow road
Stuck behind some slow driver
Faster, you jamoke!

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Your downloads folder
Takes five minutes to open
It’s a Windows thing

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Forks up, TP down
People’s household rituals
Perplex outsiders

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“Sugar and spice” – words
Deep down, most guys know the truth:
Women are crazy

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Michael Jackson tune
Keeps repeating in my head
Very annoying

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You have to admit
Some people you once admired
Might have a screw loose

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Skype wants to upgrade,
Change your homepage, install crap –
“Free” software has costs

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(Feel free to add your contributions in the comments.)