This news article reports that 20 people were shot in Chicago in a single night.
But that is impossible! Guns are very carefully controlled in Illinois, and they are even more restricted in Chicago! They are so worried about illegal guns that even my own concealed carry license is null and void in the state, and I have to leave all of my perfectly legal guns at home if I visit my fellow Chicago Boyz!
Must be a miracle, all those guns just falling from the sky like criminal manna from heaven.
Truly we are in an age of wonders.
(Cross posted at Hell in a Handbasket. I figured that the self defense enthusiasts who visit there would be interested in this news.)