“Hi, this is Bridget. . .”
The phony recorded voice
Cues you to hang up.
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New Android update!
Now the apps run much slower,
Battery dies fast.
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The people next door
Are into Santeria.
Better hide your cat.
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Your middle-class friends
Are sometimes rude to smokers.
Time to get new friends?
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Morning home-leaving.
Your dog thinks it’s betrayal.
Perhaps he’s correct.
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Fat girl riding bike.
She looks angry, I say Hi.
She doesn’t respond.
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Hug your kids today.
Forget Washington DC.
That’s not the real world.
Some of those hang up calls
Might be me
Trying to elect a Congresswoman.
Today while driving
I passed a DeLorean
Nearly crashed looking
I also drove past
A Bluesmobile replica
Must be a car show
October bluster
Strips leaves from trees waiting snow
Also elects judge
Yeah, well, I tried! ;-)
Red brown yellow gold
Gentle changes in the air
Drop softly to earth
Don’t use hard drugs. Yet.
But if it keeps on like this,
I may just try them.
Brett Kavanaugh? Yeah.
Gang rapist, sloppy drunk, too.
Trust me on this one.
Ever get that feeling
you’re slowly circling the drain?
Me too. Keep drinking.
Environment? Sure.
It’s a factor. But mostly
I’m just born rotten.
I’m not dieting.
I just don’t like anything.
Dry toast is OK.
Dorm food’s not so bad.
Post roast, mashed potatoes,
gravy. Three servings.
Trim-fit paisley shirt.
Pull-on Chelsea boots. Mod hair.
The weekend starts here …
Outstanding.