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  • New! – Your Friday That’s-All-I-Got Burnt Haiku Offering

    Posted by Jonathan on October 5th, 2018 (All posts by )

    “Hi, this is Bridget. . .”
    The phony recorded voice
    Cues you to hang up.

    —-

    New Android update!
    Now the apps run much slower,
    Battery dies fast.

    —-

    The people next door
    Are into Santeria.
    Better hide your cat.

    —-

    Your middle-class friends
    Are sometimes rude to smokers.
    Time to get new friends?

    —-

    Morning home-leaving.
    Your dog thinks it’s betrayal.
    Perhaps he’s correct.

    —-

    Fat girl riding bike.
    She looks angry, I say Hi.
    She doesn’t respond.

    —-

    Feel free to add your contributions in the comments.
     

     

    14 Responses to “New! – Your Friday That’s-All-I-Got Burnt Haiku Offering”

    1. Brian Says:

      Hug your kids today.
      Forget Washington DC.
      That’s not the real world.

    2. Mike K Says:

      Some of those hang up calls

      Might be me

      Trying to elect a Congresswoman.

    3. Grurray Says:

      Today while driving
      I passed a DeLorean
      Nearly crashed looking

    4. Grurray Says:

      I also drove past
      A Bluesmobile replica
      Must be a car show

    5. ColoComment Says:

      October bluster
      Strips leaves from trees waiting snow
      Also elects judge

      Yeah, well, I tried! ;-)

    6. Philip Says:

      Red brown yellow gold
      Gentle changes in the air
      Drop softly to earth

    7. Spelunking Fingal's Cave Says:

      Don’t use hard drugs. Yet.
      But if it keeps on like this,
      I may just try them.

    8. Ace Sorority Raider Says:

      Brett Kavanaugh? Yeah.
      Gang rapist, sloppy drunk, too.
      Trust me on this one.

    9. Mewling, Puking Proletarian Says:

      Ever get that feeling
      you’re slowly circling the drain?
      Me too. Keep drinking.

    10. Stone Washed Genes Says:

      Environment? Sure.
      It’s a factor. But mostly
      I’m just born rotten.

    11. Anorexic Cannibal Says:

      I’m not dieting.
      I just don’t like anything.
      Dry toast is OK.

    12. Freshman Fifteen Kilograms Says:

      Dorm food’s not so bad.
      Post roast, mashed potatoes,
      gravy. Three servings.

    13. 65% Dacron Slacks Says:

      Trim-fit paisley shirt.
      Pull-on Chelsea boots. Mod hair.
      The weekend starts here …

    14. Jonathan Says:

      Outstanding.