New! – Vote Like A Pirate Day

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Arrr. . .. get off my bike path, matey!

Exciting New Dem VP candidate?

10 thoughts on “New! – Vote Like A Pirate Day”

  2. This guy should be the Dem VP candidate. He looks credible on defense issues. He can do the rope-a-dope in the debate with Cheney. I think it could solve some problems for them.

  4. I agree with Lex. Jim the Pirate is indeed VP material (oak, most likely). Despite an admittedly wooden personality and some minor facial mildew stains he towers above the Democratic field.

  5. Arrrrg matey……me thinks he would make a most splendid cabin boy for Captain Pissgums and his perverted pirates! Or, the Democratic wannabes.

  6. I beg to disagree. The Republicans are the Party of a large navy, freedom of the seas and when you say Yar it is quite clear — Yes, A Republican. Besides, we’re cooler.

  7. OK, if Jim the Pirate is a Republican, I think he should be in the State Department in Bush’s next term. I think he’ll be confirmed easily. No bad track record, no scandals, etc. We can send him to delicate negotiations with people like, say, Arafat. He can just sit there and glare during the meeting, and then his “assistants” can wheel him out on a hand truck. Let our opponents wonder what we are going to do next.

  9. Lex wrote:

    I think he’ll be confirmed easily. No bad track record, no scandals, etc.

    Right. You know what happened to the witnesses.

    We can send him to delicate negotiations with people like, say, Arafat. He can just sit there and glare during the meeting, and then his “assistants” can wheel him out on a hand truck.

    Or the assistants could simply activate the timer that’s under Jim’s hat and then quickly leave the room. . ..

  10. Nah,

    He’s virtually unknown, dresses with a certain individualistic style, seems to be armed so it’s safe to assume he’s pro 2nd…, and he has no hope in hell of winning the presidency. All in all, I think he should run on a Libertarian ticket.

    ;-)

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