What’s Your Merkin?

Mine looks something like this:
My merkin

I am somewhat embarrassed to admit I already knew what a merkin was. I learned it as a teenager reading John Varley’s “The Barbie Murders.”

Things like this make me glad I’m a provincial who is isolated from the hip, urban fashions. Come to think of it, the rest of you should be glad as well.

Somethings, you just don’t want to see.

[Oh, h/t Instapundit]

5 thoughts on “What’s Your Merkin?”

  1. Where I come from, ‘hair extension’ means just skipping a haircut for an extra few weeks…
    Just looked up ‘merkin’. Eeww.

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