Today’s Haiku
Posted by Jonathan on June 16th, 2004 (All posts by Jonathan)
Broccoli on sale
Like an idiot, bought two
Now turning yellow
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Posted by Jonathan on June 16th, 2004 (All posts by Jonathan)
Broccoli on sale
Like an idiot, bought two
Now turning yellow
June 16th, 2004 at 11:39 am
I always do that. The worst is when I go to Costco. A week later, we usually throw half of what we bought out.
June 16th, 2004 at 11:49 am
There’s also this.
I’m getting hungry.
June 16th, 2004 at 12:32 pm
Dumb Chicagoboy!
Steam broccoli lightly; freeze
Keeps a good long while
June 16th, 2004 at 12:59 pm
Thank you, wise Angie
(Practical blogging — who knew?)
I’ll eat more veggies!
June 16th, 2004 at 1:22 pm
Jonathan,
Sounds like you need a few more mouths to feed down there, I’ll send my kids. Or you could just gorge yourself and have a massive colon blow the next day.
June 16th, 2004 at 1:38 pm
Project got pushed back,
InCog bored out of his mind,
Chicagoboyz helps.
June 16th, 2004 at 1:50 pm
Eat, poop, and slumber,
That’s what babies do all day,
Not a bad life eh?
June 16th, 2004 at 6:27 pm
“Massive colon blow”
Repulsive mental image
No thanks for sharing
Cauliflower too
Frequently rots in the fridge
Since no one likes it
June 16th, 2004 at 7:39 pm
Lots of vitamins,
and Metamucil daily.
No need for fresh stuff.
June 16th, 2004 at 7:41 pm
Ha! Maybe we should do this more often.
June 17th, 2004 at 2:01 am
Oxtail, garlic, salt,
Cabbage, carrot, onion, cook,
Three hours, tasty soup.
June 17th, 2004 at 8:13 am
Wonderful Haiku! The combination of libertarian capitalism and minimalist Asian poetry yields unexpected pleasures – a virtual fortune cookie of Friedman-esque whimsy.
I had a friend who was off to Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea. His experiences were best summed up by the following haiku, which he was “inspired” to write:
Skeeters sting all night
Cannot sleep: I have strange dreams.
Send more quinine please.