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  • Paging Dr. Kennedy…Paging Dr. Michael Kennedy

    Posted by Dan from Madison on October 24th, 2011 (All posts by )

    Dr. Kennedy:
    I have broken the middle toe on my left foot. My question is do I tape it to the second or fourth toe, or don’t tape it at all? So far my treatment has been three ibuprofen and one glass of pinot noir. Thanks in advance, Dan.
    UPDATE: Broken Toe photo below the fold.


    13 Responses to “Paging Dr. Kennedy…Paging Dr. Michael Kennedy”

    1. Jack Diederich Says:

      Not much you can do about it, just tape it until it hurts less and wait. Thanks to High School wrestling I’ve broken most of my toes multiple times. The little buggers on the end are rotated 90 degrees. What’s the worst that can happen, you have ugly feet same as everyone who was ever born?

    2. Michael Kennedy Says:

      Tape it to the next toe. Two glasses of Pinot Noir are a minimum.

    3. Jonathan Says:

      I can tell you what not to tape it to.

    4. Bill Brandt Says:

      Reminds me years ago when I was skiing, managed to break my knee ligament – could feel the joint wobbling around – tried a glass of scotch ;-)

      Dr Kennedy – do you have Dan’s billing address? ;-)

    5. Carl from Chicago Says:

      Sorry about your toe, Dan.

    6. Lexington Green Says:

      I hope it heals up ok.

      I broke the small toe on my right foot tears ago and it still hurts from time to time.

    7. DHL Says:

      Tape the wine glass to your hand so that it is instantly available, and forget about the toe.

    8. Dan from Madison Says:

      DHL – the best advice yet!

    9. Michael Kennedy Says:

      We gad a nice bottle of Merlot in your honor last night.

    10. Jezzy Says:

      Jezzy’s medical advice:
      Step 1: open google browser
      Step 2: type in taping broken toe
      Step 3:
      Step 4: look at the What not to do section first
      Step 5: tape wine bottle to hand not foot.

    11. Bill Brandt Says:

      Dan – I just noticed something that we both have in common.

      Out “big toes” are not the biggest.

      Are we genetic anomalies?

    12. Paul Says:

      Deleted – Dan.

    13. Tiggy Says:

      Where are you? I’ll call a tow truck!