(The leadership transition at the Fed inspires me to rerun this post, which initially appeared in December 2008)
In Goethe’s Faust, Mephistopheles desires the introduction of paper money. At his instigation, courtiers approach the emperor at a masked ball and get him to sign the following document:
To all it may Concern upon Our Earth
This paper is a thousand guilders worth
There lies, sure warrant of it and full measure
Beneath Our earth a wealth of buried treasure
As for this wealth, the means are now in train
To raise it and redeem the scrip again
In the bright sunlight of morning, the now-sober emperor observes hundreds of pieces of paper, each bearing his signature and claiming to be equivalent in value to gold, and demands to know what is being done to apprehend the counterfeiters.
Treasurer: Recall–Your own self signed it at the time,
Only last night. You stood in Great Pan’s mask
And with the Chancellor we approach to ask:
“Allow yourself high festive joy and nourish
The common weal with but a pen’s brief flourish.”
You signed: that night by men of a thousand arts
The thing was multiplied a thousand parts
So that like blessing should all accrue
We stamped up all the lower series too
Tens, Thirties, Fifties, Hundreds did we edit
The good it did folk, you would hardly credit.
Your city, else half molded in stagnation
Now teems revived in prosperous elation!
Although your name has long been widely blessed
It’s not been spelt with such fond interest
The alphabet has now been proved redundanct
In this sign everyone finds grace abundant
Emperor: It circulates like gold of true assay?
The Court, the Army take it in full pay?
I scarce believe it, though you say I ought
Marshal: The fugitives could never now be caught
The stuff was scattered broadside in a wink
The money-changers benches groan and clink
Each single sheet is honored in their court
In gold and silver, though a trifle short
To butcher, baker, inn it next flits down
Just feasting seems to busy half the town
The other half show off their fine new clothes
The draper cuts the bolt, the tailor sews
Here cellars toast the Emeror, barrels plashing
There waiters jostle, steaming platters clashing
Mephistopheles. You roam the terraces alone, it happens
And meet a beauty decked in costly trappings
One eye by haughty peacock feathers hidden
The other winks, by such a voucher bidden
More swiftly than by turn of speech or wit
The rich rewards of love are lured by it
One is no longer plagued by purse or package
A note borne next the heart is easy baggage
It aptly couples there with love epistles
In priestly breviaries it chastely nestles
The soldier, too, for ease of hips and loins
May now discard the ponderous belt of coins
Your Highness pardon if his stately matter
I seem to slander by such lowly chatter
Emperor: I’ll grant a gift to everyone at Court
What will they use it for? Let each report.
Page: I’ll live as gaily as in paradise
Another: I”m off to buy my love a chain and locked
Chamberlain: From now on I drink wine at twice the price
Another: My word, the dice are itching in my pocket
Baron: I’ll clear of debt my manor house and field
Another; I’ll lay it by, more interest to yield
Emperor: I hoped for pluck and zest for ventures new
I should have known you, and what each would do
For all new bloom of wealth, it’s plain to see
That each remains just what he used to be
Fool: You deal out favors–let me have a few
Emp: So you revived in time to waste these too!
Fool: Those magic leaves! I cannot grasp them quite.
Emp: No wonder, for you do not use them right.
Fool: Some more come fluttering down–what shall I do?
Emp: They fell your way, so let them fall to you.
Fool: Five thousand guilders–wondrously collected!
Meph: Wineskin on legs! Have you been resurrected?
Fool: Been often raised, but never to such profit.
M: You’re in a sweat with the excitement of it
F: Look–does this really work in money’s stead?
M: Enough to keep you drunk and overfed
F:Can house and land and ox be bought for it?
M: Why not? Just make your bid and seal a writ
F: A hunt, a trout-stream, park and lodge?
M: Yes all!
I’d love to see you in your manor hall!
F: This night I dote on deeds of property!
Mephistopheles: Not every jester is a fool, you see!
(Excerpts are from the Norton critical edition: Walter Arndt, translator, and Cyrus Hamlin, editor)
2 thoughts on “A Truly Diabolical Monetary Policy (rerun)”
“Faust. Now I perceive your worthy occupation!
You can’t achieve wholesale annihilation
And now a retail business you’ve begun.”
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