The Gift That Keeps on Giving

I was just browsing through the news and came across this item, which reports on how the New York Observer was just purchased by the 25 year old scion of a real estate baron.

The first thing that popped into my mind was the classic movie Citizen Kane. The title character buys an ailing New York daily with his millions because he thinks “…running a newspaper will be fun!” Then he turns the paper into a real powerhouse by ignoring professional ethics and embracing go-for-the-throat yellow journalism.

It remains to be seen if The Observer will go that route, but all thoughts of classic movies were driven from my mind when I read what the new owner’s father had been up to…

His father, Charles Kushner, a philanthropist and Democratic fundraiser, was sentenced in March 2005 to two years in prison for assisting in the filing of false tax returns, making false statements to the Federal Election Commission, and retaliating against a witness in the case – his sister.

He hired a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law, made a videotape of the encounter and then sent it to his sister, the man’s wife, in retaliation for her cooperation with federal authorities who were looking into his business activities.

Holy crap! Isn’t that amazing? That prostitute must have been really something!

Our biggest customers at Police HQ were prostitutes, and none of them were attractive enough to make me want to pay a nickel for their attention. I suppose all of the hot whores move to New Jersey to ply their trade.

Other than that, I’d have to say that it would have been the perfect gift if Charles had mailed the tape directly to his brother-in-law instead of to his sister. It certainly would have made those vanity license plates he made himself while in prison look like a booger.

What does this say about the Democrat’s claims that the Republicans wallow in a “culture of corruption”? I note that the elder Kushner might have been wallowing in some corruption of his own, but he wasn’t an elected official. This means that the Republicans commit their own crimes, while the Democrats contract the work out.

2 thoughts on “The Gift That Keeps on Giving”

  1. High price hookers, excuse me, escorts, seldom get busted. Cops only bother arresting street hookers whose presence annoys local businesses and law abiding residents. Its part of the entire hypocrisy of vice laws. Nobody actually tries to stop prostitution they just want it out of sight.

    Isn’t this guy related to one of the Clinton parole scandals?

  2. There was an arrest of a high class prostitute a few years ago, here in the Seattle area. What motivated the arrest was a dispute over a dog.

    BTW, the two local “alternative” papers, the Weekly and the Stranger, run pages of prostitution ads every issue.

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