New! – Your Bi-Monthly Haiku of the Day

 
Cramer’s hot stock pick
Getting blasted this morning
Fools and their money

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The Prius driver
Accelerating slowly
Watching mileage gauge

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Amazon Prime trial
Expires in a couple days
Must buy lots of stuff

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Internet hygiene:
Pruning the Israel haters
From your Twitter feed
 
 
 
 
 
 
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7 thoughts on “New! – Your Bi-Monthly Haiku of the Day”

  1. A modern cliche:
    Hot female photographer
    All her work, selfies

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    “Lion Whisperer”
    Thinks himself immune to risk
    It will not end well

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    Snark and irony,
    Modern logic-substitutes
    Our culture degrades

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