New! – Your Vaguely Stressed-Out Middle Class Post-20th Century Haikus

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Bless our New Age friends!
You need cancer remedies,
They suggest. . . massage.

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It’s the Age of Waze:
Rush hour turns across traffic,
Third World risk taking.

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Windows networking –
Still a huge pain in the ass.
Some things never change.

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Turns out your girlfriend
Ran an asset search on you.
Time to hit the road?

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Many news websites
No longer allow comments.
They can’t take the heat.

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Meet the new Gmail –
No one knows why they changed it.
The kids are in charge.

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You tell your doctor:
“Send Doctor X the report.”
It never happens.

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Behold, Cuisinart.
The motor lasts forever.
The bowl? Joke’s on you.

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Microsoft updates:
Your fancy new computer
Isn’t so fast now.

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Living on the edge
Once meant cocaine, LSD. . .
Now: carbs and Advil.

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