Record your entries in the comments. The winner will receive tremendous praise and a congratulatory email from Chicagoboyz management.
UPDATE: I couldn’t decide on only one caption. My two faves:
Soon to be bigger than the S&P 500. [Robert Schwartz]
Ok… little up.. little left – not that far left! Ok… now down… easy does it… now, remember what I told you… control… alt… delete! See, it’s so easy, even a lizard could do it! [Sgt. Mom]
You can lead a lizard to a keyboard but you can’t make him blog. [me]
Unfortunately, our prize fund was short a lot of WAMU puts, so our customary payout to contest winners will not be possible this year.