Humor

Let’s All Take In the Big Picture

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Day by Day has been on top of the Brit clothed Move-On ad, but now he’s analyzing Dean’s long-term strategy.

Harry Hutton reports from Medellin, where he points out quite cheerfully the murder rate has dropped from 3,450 in 2002 to a mere 812 this year, which “is still safer than going over the Niagara Falls in a barrel.” Of course, as he points out, life on death row (2% death rate) is a good deal safer than as a street dealer (7% death rate).

We can thank Muir & Hutton for context; it helps us with the big decisions.

Your Fall Television Lineup!

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7:00 Wealthy Ironic Teenagers

8:00 Witches

8:30 Vaguely Leftist Mystical Bullshit

9:00 Young Doctors Having Sex

9:30 CSI Berkeley

10:00 Extreme Quarrelling Neighbors

11:00 Lawsuit TV

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