From one of my favorite Bloom County Strips:

Milo: “Senator? This is Milo Bloom at the Beacon. Will you confirm that you sunk Jimmy Hoffa in your backyard pond?”
Senator Bedfellow: “What? Of course not!”
Milo: “Find, I’ll go with ‘Sen. Bedfellow Denies That Pond Is Where He Sunk Hoffa.’ ”
Senator Bedfellow: “That’s not true!”
Milo: “Okay. ‘Bedfellow Did Sink Hoffa in Pond.’ ”
Senator Bedfellow: “I don’t know where Hoffa is!!”
Milo: ” ‘I Lost The Body’ Says Bedfellow.“