President Obama was awarded an honorary black belt in Tae Kwon Do by the President of South Korea. It seems that Obama dabbled in that particular martial art for years, but never had the fortitude or discipline to actually advance beyond an intermediate rank.
There is a joke going around. Why didn’t the Nobel Committee give Obama the prize for literature, as well as peace?
Because he has already written two books.
Perhaps folks have noticed that Obama’s weak spot is his vanity? I see more prizes in the future.
But then perhaps he wrote them in the same sense that JFK wrote his works. That is, he didn’t.
I always thought that the SK’s were RaaaaCist, now I’m sure!
How much less controversial a grey belt would have been!