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  • Dead President Speaking Tour

    Posted by Joseph Fouche on May 14th, 2011 (All posts by )

    Silent Cal

    Silent Cal

    From the most recent of Michael Kennedy’s recent series of blog posts on Calvin Coolidge over at ChicagoBoyz:

    [Coolidge] used radio addresses very effectively long before Roosevelt adopted the medium. Coolidge’s voice, unlike most politicians of the era, was well suited to radio but could not reach the back of large crowds. In a 1927 poll on radio personalities, Coolidge came in fourth, after three musicians.

    This being the age of YouTube, I went looking for audio so I could hear the voice of Silent Cal whisper from the dust:

    This led me to a collection of YouTube audio of presidents that were even more dead than Silent Cal. Quoth the collection:

    Scholars routinely observe that the advent of radio reshaped political speech. But for more than a decade before the first commercial radio broadcast station was inaugurated in Pittsburgh in 1920, citizens had been listening to candidate speeches. This feat was made possible by the phonograph.

    I’m old enough to remember being chided by my parents or older siblings not to jump up and down as a small child because I might make the record player jump and scratch the record. To the youngins of today who grew up sniffing heavy doses of Steven Paul Job’s Reality Distortion Field, this might as well have happened long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away where dinosaurs and discos ruled the Earth by walking 100 miles to school through 1 mile deep snow uphill both ways. But digital audio only discriminates based on the skill of the encoder and the compression algorithm used to encode so here’s a few highlights from the Dead Presidents Society on YouTube:

    Swingin' Grover

    Swingin' Grover

    Grover Cleveland:

    Speedbump Ben

    Speedbump Ben

    Benjamin Harrison:

    Golden Bill

    Golden Bill

    William McKinley of the Clan McKinley:

    Bully!

    Bully!

    Theodore Roosevelt from 1912, restraining himself from saying “Bully!”:

    Big Bill

    Big Bill

    William H. Taft

    Evil Tom

    Evil Tom

    Noted War Criminal Thomas Woodrow Wilson (MHBIH) from 1912, the second worst president of these United States of America:

    Warren We Hardly Knew Ya Harding

    Warren We Hardly Knew Ya Harding

    Warren G. Harding:

     

    2 Responses to “Dead President Speaking Tour”

    1. Lexington Green Says:

      The Teddy Roosevelt one could be from today.

    2. Jonathan Says:

      I wish the Coolidge one were from today. Unfortunately, he would be denounced by 30 percent of the 2011 population as a radical right-winger with crazy ideas.