Kerry Weird Watch

So it looks like Bush is going to win by 270-something. I’m going to bed and run the risk that I will wake up and find out that Kerry won Ohio.

I got to thinking. Kerry has been aiming for the Presidency since he was 16. Some claim he has built his entire life around his pursuit of the office. If that is true, will he go all weird like Gore did when he loses? Will he show up in January with 30 extra pounds and a beard? Will he be found wandering drunk in a small village in France wearing nothing but a drooping speedo?

Perhaps I should set up a Kerry Weird Watch trade on Intrade.

2 thoughts on “Kerry Weird Watch”

  1. Or he could divorce ketchup lady and look for an even richer lady to finance another run. When in doubt, throw money at it.

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