we wish you a warm welcome! Nevertheless we’ll keep a close eye on you. We hope you won’t mind. Your predecessor had some issues, such as earthquakes, famines, nuclear disasters etc., etc., so we are a bit wary at this point.
But don’t let that put you off! Just relax, be yourself and things should turn out alright. Or else.
Kind regards
Ralf Goergens
p. p. Everybody else
…and if the Mayans were corrrect so many years ago ….about your being the last year ….just keep it to yourself….