Don’t mess with Rover.
Since I blew our IPO money on that stupid airplane and spent all the ad revenue on cheap wine and floozies, ChicagoBoyz can’t afford a proper Internet security system. However, we can afford Rover the cat (seen here preparing to defend the blog against a shadowy interloper).
BTW, I think Rover is pregnant. Anybody want kittens?
“Since I blew our IPO money on that stupid airplane and spent all the ad revenue on cheap wine and floozies…”
I spent two thirds of my money on wine, women and song and like a fool I wasted the rest.
That is one shaggy cat.
“Have you been eating cat nip? I’m going to need you to get off the road and walk along this line…”