I don’t plan on staying up tonight for the results of today’s elections – I have some business to tend to, as well as a kid to get to and from band practice and some other errands to run. Life goes on up here behind the Cheddar Curtain.
But I will go out on a limb and make some predictions. I don’t really follow politics too much, so this is rather dart board type stuff, but lets see how I do. Please know that these aren’t necessarily my preferences, just how I think this will go down.
Prez – Captain Zero once again
Senate – D, barely
House – R, solidly
Jameson – will still enjoy treeing cats
Make sure your dog doesn’t sneak out and vote for Obama, as I understand many dogs in Ohio and Pennsylvania are doing.
Why would a dog vote for Obama ? He’ll eat them.
Now, dead people have nothing to lose voting for him.
I think that’s why so many Chicagoans believe in the Resurrection.