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The Hatter was the first to break the silence. `What day of
the month is it?’ he said, turning to Alice: he had taken his
watch out of his pocket, and was looking at it uneasily, shaking
it every now and then, and holding it to his ear.
Alice considered a little, and then said `The fourth.’
`Two days wrong!’ sighed the Hatter. `I told you butter
wouldn’t suit the works!’ he added looking angrily at the March
Hare.
`It was the BEST butter,’ the March Hare meekly replied.
`Yes, but some crumbs must have got in as well,’ the Hatter
grumbled: `you shouldn’t have put it in with the bread-knife.’
The March Hare took the watch and looked at it gloomily: then
he dipped it into his cup of tea, and looked at it again: but he
could think of nothing better to say than his first remark, `It
was the BEST butter, you know.’
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Chapter VII: A Mad Tea-Party
August 5th, 2005 at 9:34 pm
Neither do water-tight casings for cameras if your husband forgets about the O-rings.
August 5th, 2005 at 11:16 pm
I hate ’em. Take ’em out & drown ’em. If 3×5 cards and desk calendars were good enough for your father, they should be good enough for you.
August 6th, 2005 at 9:48 am
Paper doesn’t hold up under water either.
August 6th, 2005 at 11:22 am
And immersing the parts in soup is going to help…how?
August 7th, 2005 at 8:42 am
The Hatter was the first to break the silence. `What day of
the month is it?’ he said, turning to Alice: he had taken his
watch out of his pocket, and was looking at it uneasily, shaking
it every now and then, and holding it to his ear.
Alice considered a little, and then said `The fourth.’
`Two days wrong!’ sighed the Hatter. `I told you butter
wouldn’t suit the works!’ he added looking angrily at the March
Hare.
`It was the BEST butter,’ the March Hare meekly replied.
`Yes, but some crumbs must have got in as well,’ the Hatter
grumbled: `you shouldn’t have put it in with the bread-knife.’
The March Hare took the watch and looked at it gloomily: then
he dipped it into his cup of tea, and looked at it again: but he
could think of nothing better to say than his first remark, `It
was the BEST butter, you know.’
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Chapter VII: A Mad Tea-Party
August 7th, 2005 at 11:03 am
Be serious. Nobody uses butter to protect electronic gear since canned soup became available.