Your Friday Sheep Blogging!
Posted by Jonathan on August 26th, 2005 (All posts by Jonathan)
Baaad example: Chicago boy frolics with ungulates of easy virtue.
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Posted by Jonathan on August 26th, 2005 (All posts by Jonathan)
Baaad example: Chicago boy frolics with ungulates of easy virtue.
August 26th, 2005 at 5:26 pm
Actually, I think those are Rocky Mountain *goats* … not bighorn sheep. Separating the sheep and the goats takes someone from Alberta.
http://www3.gov.ab.ca/srd/fw/hunting/goat.html
August 27th, 2005 at 6:14 am
Did they have sex? Bah…headache from heights?
August 27th, 2005 at 2:05 pm
Moo, moo, I love you, I know you’re a cow but anything will doooooo………………..
August 27th, 2005 at 2:06 pm
Chicagoans over a certain age will understand that lyric.
August 27th, 2005 at 6:29 pm
An oldie but a goodie:
Q. Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A. Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
August 28th, 2005 at 8:17 am
Q. What’s the best way to shag a sheep?
A. Turn it around so you can kiss it
August 28th, 2005 at 8:44 am
Q. What’s the best way to shag a sheep?
A. As any Welshman will confirm, the only necessary equipment is a pair of waterproof boots with wide leggings, so the sheep’s hind legs may be fitted in, thus preventing the alarmed animal from escaping!