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  • New! – Your Ironic Middle-Aged Haikus of the Day

    Posted by Jonathan on July 31st, 2013 (All posts by )

    Returned rental car
    They tried to charge extra hours
    Not what they quoted


    Your doctor’s office
    Miscoded the procedure
    Insurance won’t pay


    Modern vampire tales
    Even square beta guys know
    It’s porn for teen girls


    Once upon a time
    We laughed at denture glue ads
    Sadly, no longer


    12 Responses to “New! – Your Ironic Middle-Aged Haikus of the Day”

    1. Lexington Green Says:

      Sedentary death
      syndrome, I suspect, will be
      part of what kills me

      The guy begging said
      You hate blacks, I went mental,
      caused a public scene

      I once had big plans
      Now, to sit on the porch and read,
      would be a huge win

      young lawyers at court:
      successful guys my age can
      send others, not me

      young woman in
      a clingy dress, distracted,
      almost got run over

    2. Mike K Says:

      I once sailed to Hawaii

      Now, I would be lucky

      to fly there

      And get off the plane

    3. dearieme Says:

      I caper to jazz
      In my study while outside
      New snow lies silent

    4. Jonathan Says:

      When we reach the day
      When spambots can write haiku
      We will have arrived

    5. gerry from Valpo Says:

      I lived the second one
      then lengthy appeal
      made them pay

    6. Jeff the Bobcat Says:

      Camera shops gone,

      Who to give their opinions?

      A real person please!

    7. Bill Brandt Says:

      Went to Doctor
      I am now older
      Bound by staples and chickenwire

    8. setbit Says:

      Syllables and on
      Not the same thing, I’ll grant you
      Too many of both

    9. pretty big List Says:

      Some figure out I’m a space cowboy but really I’m
      just spamming as numerous guest books as it can be – should you to want to spam much like me consider
      getting a wonga loan to help you afford to but something similar to gsa, right here is the spammers tool associated with preference and has been for some time
      however sadly, I’ve just found it.

    10. Jonathan Says:

      Yo, space cowboy man
      Get me a wonga loan, stat
      Fo’ shizzle, my bro

    11. Lexington Green Says:

      Cowboy schmowboy, yo
      You some cracka spambot shit
      Wonga schlonga, yo

    12. Jonathan Says:

      Online form spammer
      Stick your vertical siding
      Where the sun don’t shine