Time to say the words
That all women yearn to hear:
Make me a sandwich
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Wasted three-fifty
On crummy Chinese loofa
Caveat emptor
—-
New taste sensation!
Herring poached in Mountain Dew
Hey, where you going?
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Learned something today
Schools don’t teach cursive writing
Man do I feel old
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My dog has no nose
Where have we heard this before?
Conspiracy talk
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Waiting-room TV
Like Harrison Bergeron
Can’t think for the noise
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The dreaded message:
“Windows can’t stop your device”
Time to pull the plug
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(Feel free to add your contributions in the comments.)
We honor labor
With barbecues and parades
Why not jobs instead
Robots taking jobs
Unions taking pay through dues
Something’s got to give
The press used to be
All the news that’s fit to print
Now it’s fit for none
Tablets are high tech
But they’ve been here since at least
The Ten Commandments
“Time to say the words
That all women yearn to hear:
Make me a sandwich”
And bring me a beer.
Stuck at the office
Labor Day, schmabor day. Feh.
This often happens.
Across the Canyonlands
Sandstone & Shale & Wind & Sun
Floors of Long Lost Tropical Seas
Across Canyonlands:
http://youtu.be/J2WH6K42DfM