New! – Your Chicagoboyz Annual Labor Day Haiku Sale

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Time to say the words
That all women yearn to hear:
Make me a sandwich

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Wasted three-fifty
On crummy Chinese loofa
Caveat emptor

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New taste sensation!
Herring poached in Mountain Dew
Hey, where you going?

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Learned something today
Schools don’t teach cursive writing
Man do I feel old

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My dog has no nose
Where have we heard this before?
Conspiracy talk

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Waiting-room TV
Like Harrison Bergeron
Can’t think for the noise

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The dreaded message:
“Windows can’t stop your device”
Time to pull the plug

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(Feel free to add your contributions in the comments.)

4 thoughts on “New! – Your Chicagoboyz Annual Labor Day Haiku Sale”

  1. We honor labor
    With barbecues and parades
    Why not jobs instead

    Robots taking jobs
    Unions taking pay through dues
    Something’s got to give

    The press used to be
    All the news that’s fit to print
    Now it’s fit for none

    Tablets are high tech
    But they’ve been here since at least
    The Ten Commandments

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