New! – Your Mid-Summer Night’s Pungently Refreshing Haiku Effusion

Go ahead, say it:
Alexa you filthy whore.
(Feels good, amirite?)

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Your Uber shared ride:
Long wait then driver cancels.
All game the system.

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With ER visits
You’re guaranteed an ordeal.
Sometimes it’s worth it.

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“Invalid Password” –
Inept software designers
Make us click too much.

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Your appliance guy
Is so unreliable,
Better to replace.

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Android killed your ear:
You were on a Skype call when
Someone else rang. Ouch.

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The Me Too movement
Trains men to avoid women.
How is this progress?

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Two-wheeled vehicles –
Great fun with one big drawback:
Sometimes you go down.

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Doctors and dentists
Now spam us incessantly
To show up on time.

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Remember this, son:
Alkaline batteries leak.
It’s a fact of life.

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