Observation
Posted by Jonathan on May 23rd, 2010 (All posts by Jonathan)
If you are holding a cabbage in one hand over a bowl of dirty water in your kitchen sink, and you are holding a knife in your other hand and using it to trim the bad parts from the cabbage, things may not end well.
May 23rd, 2010 at 5:36 am
You should end this story by telling us you still have your fingers.
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:55 am
Tehag – if he didn’t get himself a housekeeper to wash his cabbage for him, do you suppose he hired a secretary to type in this post? Even with abundance of free “intern” help these days I doubt it…
May 23rd, 2010 at 12:22 pm
Superglue is amazing!
May 23rd, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Buy better quality cabbage.
May 23rd, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Sorry Jonathan.
My kids laugh at me for using super-glue medically. But it really is great stuff, and it works on all kinds of places where band-aids can’t get a purchase.
I have learned to hold a bagel on the cutting board in order to cut it.
May 23rd, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Robert, this is what you need:
May 23rd, 2010 at 6:04 pm
I can’t insert picture in teh comments…OK, then. Here.
Jon, the housekeeper is more versatile.
May 23rd, 2010 at 10:14 pm
To clarify:
-Cabbage quality was OK. My fault for keeping it too long before use.
-Fingers are OK.
-Dropped cabbage displaces large volume of dirty water.