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    Know Your Household Pests (Chapter 24): Balloons

    Posted by Jonathan on March 20th, 2006 (All posts by )

    Serious Infestation

     

    This entry was posted on Monday, March 20th, 2006 at 8:45 am and is filed under Humor. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

    8 Responses to “Know Your Household Pests (Chapter 24): Balloons”

    1. Lex Says:
      March 20th, 2006 at 9:20 am

      Spraying never works. You have to get in there and pop them one by one.

    2. Jonathan Says:
      March 20th, 2006 at 9:36 am

      That just releases spores. The best way is to pour kerosene on them and set them on fire.

    3. Mitch Says:
      March 20th, 2006 at 10:10 am

      Oh, no! The Eighties are back and someone must have defrosted Nena. These specimens look a little overripe, though, based on their colors. Or is this a mutation?

    4. Shannon Love Says:
      March 20th, 2006 at 10:23 am

      Many moons ago when I worked at Apple, we filled a supervisors outsized cube full to the top with balloons as a joke, He got into the spirit and charged into the cube scattering hundreds of wild balloons throughout the building. Since we were all a bunch of computer geeks we were always heavily armed with a variety of Nerf weapons. Someone figured out that running a T-pin through the end of the Nerf projectile turned it into a efficient balloon hunting weapon.

      Made for a couple of terrifying days for the human population, though.

    5. ed in texas Says:
      March 20th, 2006 at 12:18 pm

      What you have here is actually the dreaded ‘mouse who likes to talk like Donald Duck’, only he’s doomed to failure ’cause he doesn’t realize you gotta have helium ballons.

    6. Enoch Says:
      March 21st, 2006 at 5:12 am

      Nice balloons!!!!

    7. Baseball babe Says:
      March 22nd, 2006 at 2:28 pm

      It looks like a grape vineyard went radioactive.

    8. Jay Manifold Says:
      March 22nd, 2006 at 5:59 pm

      I heard 99 Luftballons over the speakers in the company cafeteria today. Aieee! The earplugs, they do nothing!

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