New! – Your Unusually Banal Friday Haikus
Posted by Jonathan on March 6th, 2015 (All posts by Jonathan)
I had all these plans
A brief nap and suddenly
It’s three hours later
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Good flying advice:
Break ground, take off into wind
And not the converse
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At the gas station
We cringe at the dreaded words:
See clerk for receipt
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Fix-A-Flat didn’t
Our Costco tire warranty
Came to the rescue
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March 6th, 2015 at 10:10 am
Bright Spring sun outside,
Crocus opened, snowdrops bask,
No snow drops, thank God.
March 6th, 2015 at 10:15 am
Two pigeons belawned,
Complain fattly about dearth,
A diet of worms.
March 6th, 2015 at 10:17 am
Partridge and pheasant,
Muntjac, fox, and woodpecker
Will wreak destruction.
March 6th, 2015 at 10:21 am
Come Autumn squirrels take
Every hazelnut and plant
Walnuts in exchange
March 6th, 2015 at 10:23 am
Mice in late summer
Will assault our Morello
We need cherry aid.
March 6th, 2015 at 10:31 am
Gardening, the sole
War that refreshes the soul:
Nature’s harmony? Specious!
March 6th, 2015 at 10:42 am
Canada geese flocks
Devastate plowed winter fields
So much for cuteness
March 6th, 2015 at 11:53 am
Snow, deep, white.
Night, deep, blue.
Stars glitter, sparkle.
March 6th, 2015 at 12:08 pm
Turning lead to gold
Was the alchemists’ dream, but
Not at this low price
March 6th, 2015 at 12:59 pm
My Uni-ball pen
Writes well with ink that won’t fade
Sturdy, spare, exact
March 6th, 2015 at 1:22 pm
Baraq Obama
Six hundred eighty three days
Can we last that long?
March 6th, 2015 at 2:14 pm
Looked out the window
Reflect by fireplaces’ glow
Wind chill factor blows
March 6th, 2015 at 2:32 pm
Winter’s crushing hand
at the throat of the country.
Global warming, HA!
March 6th, 2015 at 3:21 pm
Sorting all my books
Stacks are growing everywhere
Time to build more shelves
March 6th, 2015 at 4:22 pm
Cold as a witch’s …
Cold enough to freeze the brass …
Next week: Above freezing!
March 6th, 2015 at 5:37 pm
What to do for lunch?
Found a five in my pocket
Taco Bell it is!
March 6th, 2015 at 5:59 pm
Eighty degree day
California’s not all pain
sometimes it is a cookie
March 7th, 2015 at 8:31 am
San Diego trip
Many contacts made, friends seen
I should reside there
March 7th, 2015 at 2:27 pm
Sorting all my socks
Heaps are growing everywhere
Time to grow more feet
March 7th, 2015 at 3:06 pm
My socks multiply
With coathangers, toothbrushes
Entropy? Not quite
March 7th, 2015 at 3:50 pm
Little League game lost
Grandson’s birthday party later
Panzer tanks sooth pain.