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Damn, we all need to use the Amazon window to avoid you dumpster diving now too.
Eat it all or you get no dessert!
Ha. I should add that I probably will not try this combo again.
P.S. The fish oil capsules I had for dessert made this breakfast experience even more memorable.
Try eating it with the lights off next time.
Without the visual element, it may be less yucky.
It’s time to have someone go shopping for you.
I once tried butter as a replacement for 1/2&1/2 for my coffee. Alas, fat is not fungible.
yaaaak. Didn’t know you’re that masohistic. Or like scientific experimenting on yourself. Or are training for Survivor.
On Saturday I will be
1) roasting lamb leg with rosemary
2) stewing red potatoes with mushrooms
3) baking almond cookies with raspberry jam
You’re welcome to come over, to recover from your experiments.
[everyone here is welcome, too.]
Be careful what you wish for Tat, Shannon’s freeloader fu is extremely strong.
Good. If he lets me know a day before I can buy 2 lamb legs to roast.
Blog party at Tatyana’s crib? Sounds like it.
(I suggest adding a green vegetable.)
Lex, there will also be mesclune salad – but that doesn’t take time to cook. Or I can add Brussel sprouts, just for you?
Tatyana,
I regret to inform you that I have already eaten the almond cookies.
I cannot be there! But, some Brussel sprouts would go nicely.
Shannon-before I baked them? That’s one trick I haven’t seen.
You haven’t tried mine, or you wouldn’t be so sure.
Lex – we can coordinate the date for the next party, convenient for everyone involved. New Year would do nicely, f.i.
Tatyana,
Shannon-before I baked them? That’s one trick I haven’t seen
Time is but an illusion, grasshopper. For the true master of freeloader fu, the mere fact that something does yet exist is no impediment.
Shannon, you are welcome anytime for some Gatorade-flavored oatmeal!
I’m deeply impressed with you wisdom oh Freeloader Fu Master. [incidentally, how were they? Not too much sugar? Should I use confection powder instead, next time?]
Damn, Jonathan, haven’t you got a neighbor you could bum a few spoons of sugar from? Looks like something out of a horror flick.
For some reason the photo reminds of a guy I knew who put margerine and Equal on his grits.
Mescaline salad? whooooooa dude!
Maybe you should go back to taking pictures of your feet.
Be careful what you wish for.
Nothing beats the ChicagoBoyz fashion series…it is about time for the winter footwear collection….
Try eating it with the lights off next time.
Without the visual element, it may be less yucky.
Speak for yourself, Lex.
In a pinch I’ll eat oatmeal with additives that’ll turn it shampoo blue. A ‘pinch’ being a situation where I really can’t be bothered to go shopping for something as prosaic as food.
Tyouth, at least it’s green
Outstanding comment, Ralf. Beautiful and insightful. Never in the course of human affairs has so much been owed by so many to so few. Yes, we are the few, the proud, the band of brothers who eat the oatmeal with weird shit in it because we didn’t go shopping. Why do we do this? Because, like Mt. Everest, it was there, and the brown sugar and raisins weren’t.
Ralf, my brother in oatmeal, I salute you.
Didn’t some Brit lady write a best selling book titled EATS SHIT and DYES?
Thanks, and the same to you :)
I would think that the ChicagoBoyz being in Chicago would push the Quaker Oats product, not try to scare off potential buyers.
Jonathan,
I think this deserves its own song:
(To the tune of “Dreadlock Holiday”)
I was walkin’ down the aisle
Concentratin’ on trolleyin’ right
I heard a female voice beside of me
And I looked round in a state of fright
I saw four faces one mad
A shopper from the gutter
They looked me up and down a bit
And turned to each other
I hurried to the check-out
Puttin’ down my groceries
I heard a female voice beside me say
Would you like a kick in the ‘nads?
I was first here
You cut in line right before me
You got to show some respect
You’ll be sorry you crossed me
You’d better understand that you’re alone
A long way from home
And I say
I don’t dislike shopping no no
I hate it
I don’t dislike shopping oh no
I hate it
Ralf, do they deliver in Germany? Supermarkets, I mean.
In NY there is a Co geared to pitiful socially..er..challenged people like you, who is incapable of handling females in the check-out line: Fresh Direct.
I recall in one of the Remarque books (Schatten im paradies?) the main character was astonished to discover all shops in NY do delivery – most for free, just for the cost of tips to delivery guy. And that was in, what, 1943?
Nothing changed since then in German customer service?
To the tune of Rockaway Beach:
Chewin’ out a rhythm on my bubblegum
Got nothin’ in the ‘fridge and that’s no fun
It’s too hard, no way no how
to go outta the house, and buy some chow.
Up in the cabinets, under the sink
I don’t care if its moldy or stinks
Baby if I can choke it down
That’ll save me a trip into town.
Gate! Gate! Gatorade oatmeal
Gate! Gate! Gatorade oatmeal
Gate! Gate! Gatorade oatmeal
I wanna eat some day-glo Gatorade oatmeal
It’s too hard, no way no how
To go outta the house, and buy some chow!
It’s too hard, no way no how
Go outta the house, and buy some chow!
(Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!)
Gate! Gate! Gatorade oatmeal
Gate! Gate! Gatorade oatmeal
Gate! Gate! Gatorade oatmeal
I wanna eat some day-glo Gatorade oatmeal!
Gate! Gate! Gatorade oatmeal
Gate! Gate! Gatorade oatmeal
Gate! Gate! Gatorade oatmeal
I wanna eat some day-glo Gatorade oatmeal!
Eureka! I know what that reminds me of: this! Specifically, periodic shots of morgue tables, where they are weighing the contents of the scull or some such business as usual…
Good lyrics, Lex. It’s clear that you have BTDT.
Ralf, where are you shopping?
Dude, there was a time when I was living on less than 50 cents per day in food. I got a roll at the bakery, and ate it work with free work coffee. Skipped lunch. Then worked late enough to get some free chow on the client. At $18,000 per year, I had no slack in the budget. That was before they paid paralegals overtime — they called us professional staff and drove us like mules! Plus I bought books instead of food, which was a good idea. I was skinny for a few extra years, and I still have most of the books. An all-around win.
I take it your lean-and-hungry period didn’t overlap your Valois period.
Ha. That was a different lean and hungry period, a/k/a the Hyde Park Years.
That other lean and hungry period came later, a/k/a the Boys Town Years. Thank heavens for Billy Boy Gyros, at Broadway and Cornelia, now sadly r.i.p. An overflowing styrofoam takeout container with half a chicken, salad, a roll and a big pile of handcut fries was $5. I did have to eat on the weekends, assuming that the law firm did not keep you there all weekend.
Sometimes I had money to go nuts and get the chicken, if I had not spent it all at Bookman’s Corner, still the best used book store in Chicago.
Lex, you could afford takeouts? how luxurious
Jonathan – I recommend washing this stuff down with a tall glass of ayrag.
Yeah, that was takeout, but it was not really luxury. It was a high calorie binge to sustain me through the weekend. That chicken really was good. They had a flame grill where they cooked the meat, and the chicken had a nice bit of char on the outside.
Jay, I have to think that if the mongols of the early days could have popped open a frosty Old Style Tallboy, they would have given up on the local brew.
Here, a preview.
Looks great!
Yes, I’m serious about my food.
Tatyana, yes they do but I don`t think it is free. And they certainly wouldn`t deliver the hundred pounds worth of curd cheese, low-fat yoghurt and rice for free I usually get ;)
Jonathan,
various supermarkets. They all saved on staff in the last years, and usually they only open 3 of the available 5 to ten check outs, with predictable results. I have lots of time to write songs while waiting in line :)
Lex,
I can`t hope to match a musician such as yourself ;)
Ralf, it is, once again – a classic choice: either time (in checkout line) or money (you pay for hassle-free delivery). What’s your time worth to you?
Tatyana,
I value both my time and my value, so I tend to go shopping rarely, but when I do, I get enough groceries to last a week.