New! – Your 2018 Poorer-But-Wiser Haiku Blowout

 

 
Minor hurricanes:
Always worse than expected
With much long-term harm.

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She cares not a whit
About your gearhead hobbies,
But your words – watch out.

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Earnings out today.
They killed volatility.
Those calls you bought? Ha.

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Your lawn guy vanished.
Perhaps he was deported?
That’s the way to bet.

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South Beach Halloween
Gives the girl-next-door license
To go out bare-assed.

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Your new dishwasher
Takes three hours to do a load
But saves water, yay.

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Bought something online?
Welcome to our email list!
(Try getting off it.)

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“Sector rotation” –
Just another euphemism
For losing money.

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App not responding –
That damned spinning-wheel icon.
Five-nines days, these ain’t.