7 thoughts on “Light, Airy, Fishy…”

  1. This is a sick display of speciesism that does not respect our piscene neighbors, but treats their corpses as decorative objects. Would a display of shrunken human heads be “funny”? These native species peacefully inhabited the waters around Florida long before the white, male, Christian invaders came and attacked their habitats with a genocidal practice of “fishing” — which really means killing and eating these peaceful creatures.

    The whole thing should be taken down, the President should issue an apology, and a memorial to the destroyed lives, and way of life, represented by these victims, should be put in its place.

  5. > That pool looks full to me.

    It does appear to have twice the number of flotation devices normally required by law.

    However, despite the overcrowding, I will happily volunteer my services as lifeguard or official flotation ensurer.

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    Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.
    …and some people ARE bait.

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    Since only one-fourth of the Earth’s surface is land, and three-fourths of
    it is water, the Good Lord obviously wanted everyone to spend three times
    as many hours fishing as plowing.

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    Only dead fish swim with the stream.

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    “I rented Jaws IV. That shouldn’t even be the title. The title should be
    ‘Here’s A Fish, You’re Stupid.'”
    – Richard Jeni –

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    “He pasted picture postcards around goldfish bowls to make the goldfish think they were going places.”
    – Fred Allen –

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    “There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”
    – Stephen Wright –

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  6. think of the poor custodians having to dust those guys every day. in the people’s republic of austin, we had bluebonnets hanging upside down from the ceiling.

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