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  • New! – Your Chicagoboyz Monday Morning Haiku Slam

    Posted by Jonathan on April 20th, 2009 (All posts by )

    Urgent! Must search Web
    But IE has other plans:
    Windows Update, stat!

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    Stockpiling ammo
    Thousands of rounds in basement
    Dems in power now

    —-

    Eating vegan food
    With your new lefty girlfriend
    Is she worth the gas?

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    Wow, great idea
    But with no bank financing
    You’re driving a cab

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    Britney concert’s out!
    Now, in the crowded subway
    I feel twice my age

    UPDATE: Edited because I just realized that ‘idea’ has three syllables. How embarrassing.

     

    4 Responses to “New! – Your Chicagoboyz Monday Morning Haiku Slam”

    1. Lexington Green Says:

      Worrying about
      the world’s problems got you down?
      Stop now. Start drinking.

    2. Laura(southernxyl) Says:

      “Edited because I just realized that ‘idea’ has three syllables. How embarrassing.”

      Well, it depends.

      A Tennessee boy was pulled over by a state trooper.

      “Got any ID?”

      “‘Bout what?”

    3. Jonathan Says:

      Ha, good point.

    4. Dave A Says:

      Thanks for the laugh. I love the vegan girlfriend haiku.