New! – Your Chicagoboyz Monday Morning Haiku Slam

Urgent! Must search Web
But IE has other plans:
Windows Update, stat!

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Stockpiling ammo
Thousands of rounds in basement
Dems in power now

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Eating vegan food
With your new lefty girlfriend
Is she worth the gas?

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Wow, great idea
But with no bank financing
You’re driving a cab

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Britney concert’s out!
Now, in the crowded subway
I feel twice my age

UPDATE: Edited because I just realized that ‘idea’ has three syllables. How embarrassing.

4 thoughts on “New! – Your Chicagoboyz Monday Morning Haiku Slam”

  1. “Edited because I just realized that ‘idea’ has three syllables. How embarrassing.”

    Well, it depends.

    A Tennessee boy was pulled over by a state trooper.

    “Got any ID?”

    “‘Bout what?”

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