Urgent! Must search Web
But IE has other plans:
Windows Update, stat!
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Stockpiling ammo
Thousands of rounds in basement
Dems in power now
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Eating vegan food
With your new lefty girlfriend
Is she worth the gas?
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Wow, great idea
But with no bank financing
You’re driving a cab
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Britney concert’s out!
Now, in the crowded subway
I feel twice my age
UPDATE: Edited because I just realized that ‘idea’ has three syllables. How embarrassing.
Worrying about
the world’s problems got you down?
Stop now. Start drinking.
“Edited because I just realized that ‘idea’ has three syllables. How embarrassing.”
Well, it depends.
A Tennessee boy was pulled over by a state trooper.
“Got any ID?”
“‘Bout what?”
Ha, good point.
Thanks for the laugh. I love the vegan girlfriend haiku.