Don’t mess with Rover.

Since I blew our IPO money on that stupid airplane and spent all the ad revenue on cheap wine and floozies, ChicagoBoyz can’t afford a proper Internet security system. However, we can afford Rover the cat (seen here preparing to defend the blog against a shadowy interloper).

BTW, I think Rover is pregnant. Anybody want kittens?

Cargo Cult: Ancient petroglyphs reveal space-alien influence on Democratic Party.

[The caption has been edited because the original version sucked.]