Humor

Don’t mess with Rover.

Since I blew our IPO money on that stupid airplane and spent all the ad revenue on cheap wine and floozies, ChicagoBoyz can’t afford a proper Internet security system. However, we can afford Rover the cat (seen here preparing to defend the blog against a shadowy interloper).

BTW, I think Rover is pregnant. Anybody want kittens?

Cargo Cult: Ancient petroglyphs reveal space-alien influence on Democratic Party.

[The caption has been edited because the original version sucked.]

A militant Islamic website has posted fuzzy pictures of a captured US soldier, but we don’t have any people missing. Then a toy company that makes action figures for sale at US military bases said; “Hey! That’s one of ours!”

Want to see the picture on the website, along with a pic of the action figure?

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Birdbrains: Outraged readers prepare to give a cornered blogger a piece of their minds.