A little late to this but it’s pretty good.
Humor
News You Can Use
In 2010, India’s Defence Research and Development Organisation unveiled a hand grenade packed with ground ghost chilli seeds. When deployed, the grenade created a dust cloud so spicy that trial subjects were left blinded and suffering breathing problems for hours. According to the lead scientist behind the chilli grenade, ghost chilli is pungent enough to choke terrorists into surrender.
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Hilarious Quote
I was watching the TV show “Metal Evolution” (now I am going to have to watch all the shows online, too) when I heard a quote so funny I almost had tears running down my face. They had an interview with Gary Holt of Exodus and he said (on the topic of his band “selling out” to the record company)
If I had to do it all over again I’d just keep writing songs about killing people
Circulating in my kids’ school
Popular joke in the halls
Q: What do you call Call of Duty in Pakistan?
A: Sims.
I think this generation hasn’t quite internalized multi-culti.
Hairdressers and Dentists
A long time ago I decided to make an effort to look my best. Conventional wisdom said guys get better haircuts at female hair shops because the standards are higher. (Actually the prices are higher because getting your man-hair cut at a chick place is like taking your Camry to the Rolls Royce dealer for an oil change. Also some female barbers hairdressers give high-maintenance haircuts that look good when you are all teased and pouffed up as you leave the shop but require gels and blow-dryers to maintain the look. But I digress.) Anyway I started getting my haircuts at places that called themselves salons.