Joke of the Day
Posted by Lexington Green on September 5th, 2008 (All posts by Lexington Green)
“What’s the difference between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama?”
“One is a well turned-out, good-looking, and let’s be honest, pretty sexy piece of eye-candy.
“The other kills her own food.”
September 5th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Lex-take a look at Intrade-our would be Mugabe has blown two thirds of his lead and I am begining to think we have dodged a very nasty bullet. The bad news then is that McCain isn’t all that great either.
September 5th, 2008 at 11:40 am
The bullet is not dodged until the election is over.
McCain was dead dirt a week ago. Now he is in contention. That is progress.
But the smart bet is still on Obama, unfortunately.
It’s a long way to election day, and McCain has a steep hill to climb.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
This guy is like nothing you have ever seen, ever:
http://www.bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/
September 5th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
And talking of who looks good. You know what makes me mad: how does a woman who has had five children get away with wearing a pencil skirt? Sheesh.
September 5th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Sorry, Helen, but she apparently does it the old-fashioned way: by keeping to a physical regime that would kill most men of her age, let alone of mine. Let us of normal pudginess admire her, and let those who dare, emulate her. Not me, thank-you-very-much. The First Dude doesn’t look much like a citified metrosexual ponce, either, so perhaps it’s just as well they found each other. If they had found one of us regular types, somebody could have gotten hurt.
September 6th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
There are jokes and then there are scalpels that look like jokes.